Precinct1313 Breaking News: Batman Caught Walloping Wildlife!
Yep, it appears that The Batman is such a bad-arse that when he isn’t out fighting crime he spends his day punching tigers… PUNCHING TIGERS!
Now, look here Bats, we love ya man but is it absolutely necessary to pick on those poor defenceless tigers?
Oh, after a little digging around it appears that this isn’t a single time incident, the dark and surly one has been whomping wildlife since the beginning, and apparently even found a way to go back in time for some dinosaur dunking!!
Ye Gods Man! Can You Stop Already!!
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(Disclaimer – I’m sure there was a very good reason ol’ Batsy had for these ( ever so slightly) out of context actions… oh, and I’m a member of PETA and love their work)
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Posted on June 16, 2022, in Comics, Other stuff... and tagged Batman, DC Comics, Random, Robin. Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.
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Poor tigers š„
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Apparently, bats and tigers are bitter enemies… who knew!? š š
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It’s a CATaclysmic situation, as Robin would say!
Not even the simple charms of a Hostess Cupcakes advert can prevent us from seeing some Batman vs big cat bust-ups!! : https://thevintagetoyadvertiser.files.wordpress.com/2018/02/hostess-batman-catman-on-prowl-weird-war-tales-88-1980-post.jpg
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I did send our roving reporter out to get an interview with the aggrieved parties, unfortunately they’re big cats, and recently been punched by The Batman, so in no mood for an interview… those medical bills are gonna be huuuuge! š š
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Love me some Catman, thanks for the link sir. š
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You’re most welcome Bruce š
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